Fail-locked - Grab Bag Virus - Surprise Pregnancy

[wildmelody]

Kanade?

Kanade wake up, I've got something to tell you.

Please, wake up. I'm... I don't know how to say this but... Something's weird.

I think I'm pregnant.

Comments

[oceanicbutterfly]

Too much cake?

[wildmelody]

It's not too much...! [Hibiki turns green and she makes a break for it. Some sick sounds later and she's back looking pale.] Karen what happened to meeeee?!

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen spends that time doing a quick community search. Yep, there was a pregnancy virus once. Yep, they're in revenge of the viruses mode.]

That's known as vomiting.

[Yep, she still thinks she's funny.]

[wildmelody]

[Sadly for Hibiki this is her first time and she is freaking out.]

No really. Seriously Karen what happened? I'm still a virgin! This isn't the time to be pulling a Mary of Nazareth!

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's probably a virus, though I suppose it's possible that Minamino-san is just that good.

[wildmelody]

FFFFFF... you know if this was Kanade's baby I wouldn't be so upset but hormones everywhere!. Urp.

[And she makes another dash for the bathroom and returns minutes later, looking even sicker.] I can't go to school like this. And Papa's already left so I can't get him to pass on a note. Even if I hid the bump, Waon'll notice. She notices everything!

[oceanicbutterfly]

...I hope you aren't expecting me to come up with a solution.

[Because haha she has zero ideas.]

[wildmelody]

So there's no way to solve this?