Fail-locked - Grab Bag Virus - Surprise Pregnancy

[wildmelody]

Kanade?

Kanade wake up, I've got something to tell you.

Please, wake up. I'm... I don't know how to say this but... Something's weird.

I think I'm pregnant.

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[oceanicbutterfly]

...I'm reasonably certain it doesn't work that way.

[wildmelody]

But how do you explain THIS?!

[And she pans the camera down to reveal The Bump.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Too much cake?

[wildmelody]

It's not too much...! [Hibiki turns green and she makes a break for it. Some sick sounds later and she's back looking pale.] Karen what happened to meeeee?!

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen spends that time doing a quick community search. Yep, there was a pregnancy virus once. Yep, they're in revenge of the viruses mode.]

That's known as vomiting.

[Yep, she still thinks she's funny.]

[fightbymoonlight]

...You think you're what now?

[wildmelody]

I don't think I KNOW I'm pregnant! I have a bump!

[fightbymoonlight]

There's a bit more to pregnancy than just a bump. Do you have any other reason to think you're pregnant?

[wildmelody]

Nausea, and oh lets not forget the pregnancy test I snuck out of my mom's bathroom. It came up positive.

[fightbymoonlight]

Oh... yes, um... That is certainly more conclusive. Though still impossible.

[tranquilrhythm]

[She'd been prepared to ignore the whole thing. She was still in a mood where Hibiki was concerned.

And then she saw the rest and all that immediately blew away. She didn't understand how it had happened, but...]

...how? That doesn't...?

[wildmelody]

I don't know, but I woke up with all the signs and a 3-month bump. I checked with one of Mama's pregnancy tests. And it came up positive.

[tranquilrhythm]

Tha... that... that's impossible! Hibiki, I just saw you last week and you were totally fine! You haven't been feeling weird until just now... it doesn't make any sense!

And besides that, there's no way it could have actually happened! I mean, the only person you're close enough to is me, and I... am missing certain key things to make that work.

[wildmelody]

I know, I know... [In before doujinshi anyhow. But Hibiki sighed, palming a hand over her eyes as she leaned back in her bed.]

Karen's saying it's a virus, and at this point I'm ready to believe her. I already called in sick but can you do me a favor and get me some notes? Tests are coming in after all.

I... should be more angry but I'm too sick to deal with it.

[tranquilrhythm]

Y-yeah, of course I can! I'll do my best! Count on it!

...I'm really hoping it's a virus, though. There's no other logical explanation, and if it sticks... we will have a serious problem. Will you be all right until whatever happened... un-happens?

[icantbelievethis]

[wildmelody]

I know, I know. It's a virus apparently.

[icantbelievethis]

There is seriously something wrong here.

[wildmelody]

You're telling me. I'm sure I'm not supposed to have morning sickness still but hey...

[icantbelievethis]

This virus is screwed up and it's only the first day.

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[selene]

E-.. ... EEEEEH...?! Aren't you a little too young for something like thaaat?!

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[wildmelody]

That's what I said. But it's a virus apparently. I'm basically affected by the community.

[selene]

T.. t.. t-t-th.. [ She's in complete shock, give her a few moments. ]

The community can make people pregnant?! Out of nowhere?!

[wildmelody]

Yeah it can. It sucks, trust me. I'm vomiting everywhere and I feel horrible.

[selene]

But that's scary! You could just be sitting there one day and then boom, you're pregnant! Am I the only one who thinks that's frightening?!