Fail-locked - Grab Bag Virus - Surprise Pregnancy

[wildmelody]

Kanade?

Kanade wake up, I've got something to tell you.

Please, wake up. I'm... I don't know how to say this but... Something's weird.

I think I'm pregnant.

Comments

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[selene]

E-.. ... EEEEEH...?! Aren't you a little too young for something like thaaat?!

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[wildmelody]

That's what I said. But it's a virus apparently. I'm basically affected by the community.

[selene]

T.. t.. t-t-th.. [ She's in complete shock, give her a few moments. ]

The community can make people pregnant?! Out of nowhere?!

[wildmelody]

Yeah it can. It sucks, trust me. I'm vomiting everywhere and I feel horrible.

[selene]

But that's scary! You could just be sitting there one day and then boom, you're pregnant! Am I the only one who thinks that's frightening?!

[wildmelody]

It is worrying, but apparently there's been a outbreak of viruses right now.

I'd think we just need to weather the storm.

[selene]

I hope that I don't suddenly get pregnant! Oh no, how am I even going to explain that one to Mama if it'd happen?! She'll be so mad!

[wildmelody]

It's already frustrating enough for me. I'm glad it's not widespread.

[selene]

You don't know that yet! Maybe it just happened earlier for you than for everyone else!

[wildmelody]

But looking at the community, people are getting hit by other viruses right now...

[selene]

... Huh, really?! But I thought that people said before that there's only one of those things at one time! What's going on, is this the end..?!

[wildmelody]

No no, I don't think this is the end. I think it's supposed to be a recurring thing.

[selene]

It's going to happen again?

[ .. wait.. ] M-m-more people are going to get pregnant?!

[wildmelody]

It MIGHT. This is the first I heard of it to be honest.

And I don't think it's just pregnancy.

[selene]

I'm still going to make sure to watch out..! I don't want to be caught by random pregnancy for sure!

[wildmelody]

It sucks, trust me. But yeah watch out, the virus could do anything.

[selene]

Hehe, don't worry about me! As long as it isn't something super weird like pregnancy, I'll be just fine! I know it for sure..!

[wildmelody]

Great then! I hope whatever happens it's not a bad one.

[selene]

Yeah, me too! I've already had enough bad stuff to endure from the time I told everyone I was Sailor Moon.. that's my share, I'm not going to take any more bad stuff!

[wildmelody]

No doubt. Good luck with that though, Usagi. I hope it doesn't get any worse.